You thought high school was tough? Try juggling chemical burns, state board exams, and the emotional trauma of giving your first mullet by accident. Jumping from high school into cosmetology or barber school is like being handed a mannequin head and told, “Good luck, don’t screw it up—also, you’re now responsible for other people’s confidence, hygiene, and emotional well-being.” This brutally honest (and sarcastically hilarious) deep-dive into the realities of cosmetology school pulls no punches. From hair splinters in places you didn’t know had pores to the emotional rollercoaster of making someone cry tears of joy over a perfect blend, we cover the good, the bad, and the mess in between. Ready to laugh, cringe, and seriously question your life choices? Read on.